Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Yeah It's a Chain-Mail, But It's Still Funny

Obama is the shepherd I did not want
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line, I shall
fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes, My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my
life, And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free
But I wish I was a dog ...

And Obama was a tree.

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